最牛B的翻译

1． we two who and who？

    咱俩谁跟谁阿


    2． how are you ? how old are you?

    怎么是你，怎么老是你？


    3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you

    你不鸟我，我也不鸟你


    4． you have seed I will give you some color to see

    see,brothers！together up ！

    你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！


    5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they

    say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!

    有事起奏，无事退朝


    6． you me you me

    彼此彼此


    7． You Give Me Stop!!

    你给我站住！


    8． know is know noknow is noknow

    知之为知之，不知为不知…


    9． WATCH SISTER

    表妹

    10．dragon born dragon,chicken

    born chicken,mouse's sons can

    make hole!!


    龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！



    11．American Chinese not enough

    美中不足


    12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people
   
    die

    车祸现场描述



    13．heart flower angry open

    心花怒放


    14．go past no mistake past

    走过路过，不要错过


    15．小明：I am sorry!

    老外：I am sorry too!

    小明：I am sorry three!

    老外：What are you sorry for?

    小明：I am sorry five!


    16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I

    have one!

    要钱没有，要命一条


    17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

    我叫李老大，今年25。


    18．you have two down son。

    你有两下子。


    19．as far as you go to die

    有多远，死多远！！！！


    20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you

    face ,I turn my face

    给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸